Me: Hello?

SomeDude: Hi! I’m calling for Sarah. Is she available?

Me: I’m sorry. You have the wrong number. Can I take a message?

SomeDude: Sure. Please tell her.. wait.. what?

Me: Huh?

SomeDude: Is Sarah there?

Me: I just offered to take a message, didn’t I? *laughs* Sorry, I have work on the brain. There’s no Sarah here. Therefore I should not offer to take her messages.

SomeDude: *laughs* It’s ok. You have a great day.

Me: You too. Bye

True story. Happened just five minutes ago. I’m a dork.