Second post of the day and it’s about… zits.
Two posts in one day. How exciting! I know this blog is so fun to read lately, right? I mean.. I know how much you all love hearing about how I have the plague. I’m sure it’s just a joy to stop by and read this drivel. So why not share the best part? (That was sarcasm in case you hadn’t noticed..)
As I just looked in the mirror to try to make myself look halfway decent for my man, the shiny, fluorescent, neon zits I have on my cheek screamed at me. Seriously, they said, “woman, get yourself some acne treatment and fast.” I’m past my mid thirties barely 29 and I have zits. WTF. There’s three of them all in a neat little patch. I tried to take a picture for proof but the man has my camera and my cell phone takes crappy pictures. This is the best I could do (which is really OK because you probably don’t want to see my zits anyway) and it only looks like one zit in the picture. It’s a patch of three:
I’ll be amazed if he’ll even want to kiss me. I wouldn’t blame him if he put up his hands in the figure of the cross as he backed away saying, “back freaky lady, BACK!”
I’m about to turn 40 and did a stint of Accutane last year — that (fingers crossed) FINALLY got rid of all my cystic acne issues. Acne isn’t just for teenagers anymore… I hope yours clears up all nice-like and leaves you alone forevermore.
I don’t care about zits or colds or the flu… I was just so happy to see you!
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