That’s what my guy said to me the other day… Why? Because I have *another* @#$^%@#$! stye developing. This is getting quite old. They are ugly, painful, and completely not necessary! So why am I suddenly so prone to them?

Did you know you blink like 80 billion times a minute? You don’t notice till it hurts to blink. This one hurts even if I move my eyes. How do you not move your eyes? So, here I sit with a swollen Rocky Balboa eye, wincing and twitching every .25 seconds. I’m so lovely.