GRUB-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Blue Cheese

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Tough to pick just one. If we are in the mood for a sit down restuarant, we usually pick Olive Garden, Outback, or Black Angus.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15′ish %

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Cheese burgers, pizza, and anything with avocado in it.

Name three foods you detest above all others. Most seafood, cauliflower.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Pan friend noodles and orange chicken.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Canadian bacon, un-cooked tomatoes, and extra cheese.

What do you like to put on your toast? Lots of real butter.

What is your favorite type of gum? I don’t chew gum and can’t remember the last time I did. I’ll stick with my mints, thanks.

TECH-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? Sixty-one. Some of those are the same people with multiple numbers.

Number of contacts in your email address book? Which address book? Over 200… counting work, family, friends, and a few people I don’t know how I ended up with their email address.

What is your wallpaper on your computer? Webshots. So it changes every couple hours. Currently a beautiful white lily against a purple backdrop.

What is your screensaver on your computer? Webshots again.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Nope. Not on the computer for offspring to find.

How many land line phones do you have in your house? Three cordless phones, and 1 corded phone stored in the garage for backup.

How many televisions are in your house? Four.

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? It’s hard to say.. perhaps the blender?

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Depends on my mood. Rock, classic rock, pop, metal, 80’s usually.

BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Eyes.

Are you right handed or left handed? Right.

Do you like your smile? For the most part. I’m much happier now that the ugly scar is mostly gone.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Gallbladder.

Would you like to? Not really…

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Yep.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell, unfortunately.

When was the last time you had a cavity? When I was 19 years old. It was my one and only cavity ever. And that tooth ended up getting pulled. So that’s right, I’ve not a single bit of metal in my mouth.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My kids.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yes, at Rockfest ‘96.

MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Absolutely.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I wouldn’t change it.

How do you express your artistic side? What artistic side? … Seriously, I suck at drawing, painting, etc. So I guess I’ll say writing, even though I don’t even do that on any sort of official level. (Like I don’t write books or poetry).. hard to explain.

What color do you think you look best in? Purple

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Dumb question…. but as long as I’d have to I supposed.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Yes, everyone has.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Ew! NO!

How often do you go to church? Whenever I have to go to a funeral.

Have you ever saved someone’s life? I don’t think so. Not like intentionally? Unless you count rescuing children from potentially dangerous situations.

Has someone ever saved yours? Yes.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Maybe.. likely not. I would for $1,000,000 for sure.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure.

Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sure.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Sure. But I doubt you’d make any money off of it. Ha!

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Yeah I would.. as long as there was milk nearby.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No. Stupid question.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? For $5,000 freakin’ dollars? No. I would for $1,000,000… I’m not a hairy person but the thought of waxing my entire body isn’t appealing… and $5,000 isn’t really that much.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? That’d be easy. I rarely watch televison, so yes!